ELYSIAN Astrosplaining Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

“Astrosplaining” is a cosmic take on unsolicited star sign analysis—because not everything is written in the stars. Featuring bold, playful typography and quirky, vibrant character design, this piece captures the energy of knowing yourself beyond your zodiac sign.

With its cartoonish yet modern aesthetic, this design serves as a reminder that you are more than your birth chart, and sometimes, astrology doesn’t need an explanation. Designed by ELYSIAN, it embodies humor, self-awareness, and a little bit of celestial rebellion.

Read the vibes, not the signs.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

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EU representative: ELYSIAN, info@elysianshop.net, 5850 CENTRAL AVE, 108, Westminster, CO, 80031, US

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Do not iron, Do not dryclean